MEDICINE



The list of MS drugs is long and their names are hard to remember. Whenever
I have a medical appointment the nurse asks me what drugs am I taking.
Sorry, I can’t pronounce their pharmaceutical names or remember which one
does what. Names like terifunomide, dimethyl fuarate, mitoxantrone, ocrelizumab, I go by color, shape and size.
Why can’t they use sensible names like these to help us remember:

Insomnia:
Zsleepinspell

Muscle Spasms:
Relaxalimb

Incontinence:
Dryriveritis

Focus and Memory:
Retainurthought

Balance:
Nomoroknroll

Pain:
Ouchibeegon

Really now, doesn’t that just make sense.

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