Did you ever wonder why there are directions on shampoo bottles. Really, has the human race become so inept they need to have instructions on how to wash their hair? I guess if you’ve been living in a cave for the last 40 years, your cognitive skills may be a bit rusty. But, if you can’t figure it out by yourself they list a 1-800 number you can call for help. It makes me wonder what type of person has the 1-800 job that will help you along step by step if you just don’t get it. I would imagine the first question they would ask is “Honey, did you remember to wet your hair? Well ok now, try that first then I think you’ll be headed (Pardon the pun) in the right direction, no problem, glad we could help. You have a nice day now and don’t forget to rinse, no need to repeat”. If I ever get to that level of needy, please, just shave my head and put me to bed…back in the cave, my cognitive skills are too far gone!

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