With all the turmoil in the market today many large companies are looking for mergers to keep afloat. If you can buy stock when it happens you can make some good profits.

Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

Progressive and Allstate will merge and become Prostate Insurance.

YouTube, Facebook and Twitter will merge and become YouFaceTwitt.

Stop and Shop will merge with A&P grocery to become Stop&P

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Ritz Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker

3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW.

Still under consideration: Taco Bell and Weinerschnitzel to become BeanerSchnitzel.

Only in America!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™€

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