FOOD

People are so crazy when it comes to food preferences. Like my friend who always wants me to ‘taste this’. I don’t want to taste her food order. If I wanted what she’s eating, I would have ordered that. She’s a dear friend who has been on an unending quest to convince me her vegetarian lifestyle could get me to give up ‘In and Out’ Burgers. Ha. Last time we met for lunch (pre-Covid) she said “Here, taste this, it tastes just like Turkey but it’s made with Tofu.” I said, I don’t want to taste it because I already found something that tastes like turkey, it’s made with turkey and it is turkey. You would think after all these years she would just give up. I like to throw her contemplative questions about her food choices like, Can vegetarians still eat Animal Crackers? And, if two vegetarians get in to an argument can you still call it a ‘beef’?

I think it would be cool if you could eat good food with bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, “It’s cool, he’s with me.” Now that makes sense to me, buddy food and then everyone is happy. ❤️Ro

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